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Democrat Robert C. Byrd -

Liberalism -

SEEMS SO OBVIOUS - They rule and we serve them

OBAMA ZOMBIES - No, they are not after brains, they have an insatiable hunger for entitlements.

OBAMACARE - the efficiency of the postal service the sustainability of social security and all the compassion of the Internal Revenue Service

DEAR GOD - We're screwed as long as Obama reigns

TAGS: health obama
Rating: 4.88/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:14 am
Funny little liberal world

FREE HEALTH CARE - The little details President Obama forgot to mention.

TAGS: healthcare reform obama
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:57 pm
True story!
Reality Lord - July 5, 2013, 8:18 am

nice :)

MEDICAL CARE FOR THE ELDERLY - A sad state of affairs.

TAGS: gop war on healthcare
Rating: 4.52/5

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Sad, it is.


TAGS: walter
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - January 18, 2013, 9:06 pm
Shut the hell up
Brawler - January 18, 2013, 5:25 pm
Walterfarts - The only legal weapons of mass destruction:D
Cannabal - January 18, 2013, 9:01 am
"He scares the crap out of me!" ~Achmed the Terrorist

UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE - ...you'll have plenty of time to wait in line...when your unemployed


THE REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE PLAN - This man hit the nail on the [email protected] head

Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -


REPUBLICANS - We don't hate women, that's crazy! We just Don't think that free contraceptives for everyone Is a good idea. Kinda contradicts our beliefs.

OBAMA'S SCORECARD - no Obama, forcing Healthcare reform against the will of the people doesn't count


ObamaCare Architect -

TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.

OBAMACARE - It Doesn't Take An Einstein To Figure Out ObamaCare Is A Complete Disaster

CANADIAN HEALTH CARE - It's great until you need it.


TAGS: obama bayonets afghanistan high casualties
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 7:03 pm
We were issued AT-4s thoe, Oh the FOBBITS and REMFS who were getting blown up by Mortars and IDF's why we were kicking down doors in Sadr city. Or Mailboys got sh** at blown up more times going from the green zone to BIAP everyday.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
deployed in what capacity? There are some positions (like base camp commandos or REMFs) that don't get bayonets.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 9:15 am
He said we use less.....I've deployed several times and was never issued a bayonet

DECEPTION - One healthcare provider to rule them all. [email protected] to find them. One payer plan to bring them all and in Socialism bind them.


Liberal Logic: Killing Babies Is Good, Killing Terrorists Is Bad -

Liberals don't see half full or half empty -

Liberal Logic -


Eco-Pope Francis -


WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? - I stood in front of the IRS building and FLIPPED THEM OFF! Walter


MISLEADING YOUR BASE - You're doing it right!

APRIL 22, 2009 - Obama burns 9,000 gallons of fuel to fly 895 miles round trip to plant a tree and speak on alternative energy.

ELECTIONS - The do have consequences don't they

Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -

TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.

THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth

OBAMACARE REALITY.. - Reality check...The government does not have a license to practice medicine. Yet you trust them with your healthcare?

FEAR MONGERING - Only if you choose to go along with the mob.

AMERICANS - They will never stand in line for Socialist medicine--EVER!

THE FOUNDING FATHERS - Maybe you should pay a lot more attention to them.

TAGS: jefferson adams health
Rating: 2.07/5

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PapaFox - December 3, 2012, 7:39 am
"taking money from a group of people to pool risk is not welfare." So, by that definition, mandatory health insurance is not welfare.
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:56 am
next thing we'll be hearing that automobile insurance is a socialized program too...
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:55 am
taking money from a group of people to pool risk is not welfare. Taking money from a group of people and giving it to others is welfare. Can you show us where in this act that non merchant marines were covered, thus making it a welfare program?
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 3:08 pm
You could let him plod along in his ignorance. Might be good for a few laughs.
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 11:40 am
Do I really need to explain to you that a navy and a merchant fleet are two completely separate entities? Seriously?
fauxnews - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
arnnatz?..rofl...We missed you, mate. Why the new account, wanker? Did your mother finally take away your computer?
PeteofSanJose - December 1, 2012, 7:45 pm
The "snippy" remark was not intended to be "snippy" as you put it, merely a point that the current health care is mandatory for ALL citizens, not just the Seamen. We are being penalized (taxed) whether you like it or not. They were not taxed back then.
PeteofSanJose - December 1, 2012, 7:43 pm
We could both be slightly correct. The first US navy was 17751790. Merchant Seamen were then inplace. The Navy as we know it began in 1797, so the Merchants were between the two.therefore, it was a precursor of our modern day Navy.
PapaFox - December 1, 2012, 7:22 pm
Not sure how the snippy remark about welfare relates to anything, as 92% of the current US workforce is employed.
PapaFox - December 1, 2012, 7:22 pm
You really should read the act before commenting on it. 1) It was for merchant seamen (not the US Navy, which had already existed for 23 years), 2) it was mandatory, and deducted from the seaman's pay.
PeteofSanJose - December 1, 2012, 6:40 pm
Correct. However, this was also the precursor of the US Navy. Not ALL citizens were covered. No one was penalized (taxed) for not having it. The rest of USA was working, not lazily collecting welfare.

The Alt Left -

WHO IS JOHN GALT? - Is he a member of the League of Superheros?

Journalist Silenced by CNBC for exposing ObamaCare truth -

70% OF AFGHAN WAR CASUALTIES - Have occured under Obama's watch. Odd that the MSM doesn't report this.

GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE - Margaret Hutchon, director of NHS in Essex (UK) dies after waiting 9 months for an operation. Operation cancelled 4 times. What is it again about government run health care that is so great again???

REP. PHIL HARE (D - IL) - At least he's honest that he doesn't mind pissing on the Constitution. By the way, it does matter that you don't know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

JESUS - Should have told you to put the fork down!

THE REPUBLICAN'S REPLACEMENT HEALTH CARE PLAN - You do own your own shovel, right?


The Alt Left -

WE'RE THE IRS...PAY YOUR TANNING TAX - ....whoops sorry we mean your tanning PENALTY

WANT GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTHCARE? - Go stand in line at the DMV. Still want it?

Obamacare -

TAGS: obamacare obama politics healthcare
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:16 pm
This fella is great. Saw him live in Vegas with my wife. Trouble reading the fonts. Too small.

Why raise the minimum wage? -

Divider-In-Chief -


MENTAL HEALTH LAWS - Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho, Gabby Gifford's shooter Jared Lee Loughner, and Aurora's James Holmes. See any patterns developing?

THE CONSTITUTION - If Health Care Reform is unconstitutional then what is the Patriot Act ?



TRUE IRONY - The first African-American President of the United States is pushing policies that are leading the whole country into slavery.

OBAMA CARE - While we no longer can afford to give you the medications you require we have found a quick solution to your health issues

TRACK RECORD - - A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance. You can keep the "change"

FINALLY - Someone is concerned about Canucks!

WALTER REED - You know what, it's true: government-run healthcare really does suck.

Government -

HEALTH REFORM - There's an easier way

REPUBLICAN HYPOCRASY? - If you're so afraid of government power why would you rush to support the power of life and death?

SOME THINGS ARE OBVIOUS - It's obvious to me that healthcare is more about redistribution of wealth than anything else.

Pope Francis' Mind-Blowing Display of Stupidity & Hypocrisy -

obamacare to cost families $20,000 a year -

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - From Hero to Zero in 20 short years

EPITAPH FOR A REPUBLIC - "...and so they gratefully accepted the manacles, To stop their hands from trembling."

IN CHINA, KNIFEMAN KILLS 22 SCHOOL CHILDREN - Guns are definitely not the cause and banning them won't solve the problem!

TAGS: mental health issue why is msm silent
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - December 22, 2012, 9:01 am
I agree with most of what you said, but addtionally, there should be more severe penalties for committing crimes with guns as well....
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:11 am
We also have too many guns and bullets in circulation. I think we should be taxing the **** out of them.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:09 am
I own a gun. I believe in the second amendment within reason. You can't yell fire in a movie theater and you also shouldn't be able to buy an Uzi.
Jrock - December 22, 2012, 5:08 am
Agreed, blaming video games and movies is even more ridicules. However I do believe that banning a**ault weapons, high capacity lips, closing the gun show loop hole and actually enforcing the laws we have on the books is a necessary evil.
JGalt - December 21, 2012, 11:37 pm
sorry- the first radio report I heard was "killed". Anyway... its not the instrument that needs to be banned- its the illness that needs to be taken care of....
Jrock - December 21, 2012, 10:20 pm
Actually he injured not killed. If he'd had a gun they would be dead.

NO RESPONSIBILITY - Obama shows no personal responsibility to lower health care costs.

OBAMA PHONE: GOV TO SPEND $2.4 BILLION ON MILLIONS OF FREE PHONES IN 2012. - Buying Votes with taxpayer paid free phones? The Devil used to buy souls.

WHO IS JOHN GALT? - Accept no substitutes.

TAGS: jgalt
Rating: 4.33/5

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Scramblus - September 8, 2013, 7:11 pm
He's the mary sue protagonist of a badly written book called atlas shrugged.

" DEFINITION OF TOTALITARIANISM " - Personality cultism.Regulation and restriction of speech.Control over the economy. Mass surveillance, political repression. Regulate every aspect of public and private life. politics

RICK SANTORUM - if Mitt doesn't shut-up about his resources I'm going to punch him in the face

ATLAS SHRUGGED - Read the book. Go see Part 1 at the theater and then convince me that the left has the answers


ROMNEYCARE - Because socialistic death panels at the state level are okay.

SSDD - Same Schtick Different Dictator

GOOD NEWS AMERICA - Efficient affordable health care is just an act of congress



NEW WELFARE SYSTEM - It works for taxes, why not campaign funds? Oh, right, those tax dollars are MINE, campaign dollars are THEIRS...right...

FREEDOM OF SPEECH - ... you're doing it wrong.

BEST - When taken with Obamacare.

MESSAGE TO DEMOCRATS - Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly

TAGS: stupidity will be dealt with accordingly
Rating: 3.27/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 9:39 pm
Foregive me, as I did not know that OWS was an Obama-favored Republican movement!
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Violence is always the way Republicans deal with problems i guess, the party of cavemen....

THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - For American mental health services

HIS HEALTH? - am I responsible for his poor health?

TAGS: healthcare
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 19, 2017, 9:33 pm
Funny this ...

THE GUYS WHO GOT OSAMA - According to Obama supporters.

The housing market is up -

HEALTH INSURANCE ISNT HEALTH CARE - ....get in line please...its a long wait to see the doctor

What does $319M buy? -


AUGUST 6, 2011 - 31 servicemembers, including members of SEAL Team 6, died when their helicopter was shot down in Afghanistan.

DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION - Anyone else remember how badly TOTUS flubbed up his oath on Inauguration day? Was it intentional?